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    missvoltairine:

    I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.

     
  3. YO THERE IS A TRAMPOLINE PARK IN CHATTANOOGA AND THAT’S ONLY LIKE TWO HOURS AWAY FROM WHERE I’LL BE LIVING NEXT SUMMER SO GUESS WHERE I’M HAVING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY HOLLAAA

     
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    sktagg23:

    gossipseer:

    "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent," more like "I have no idea how abuse works and my misguided attempts at empowering people are hurtful and bullshit."

    It’s like saying fire can only burn you if you let it. No. Fire does not ask for permission. Violence does not ask for permission. Abusers do not ask for permission. Suggesting that you have to give someone your “consent” in order for someone to truly hurt you is a classic victim-blaming thought process.

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  5. I HAVE THE CUTEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS PICKED OUT O M G

     
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    ilovedougiehamilton:

I just almost cried a little

    ilovedougiehamilton:

    I just almost cried a little

     
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    sergeantjerkbarnes:

    if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

     
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    whitebeltwriter:

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    Tags: mean girls is so fucking great

    Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
    — don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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    burritolover97:

    eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

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